Sunday, July 16, 2006

loki.Life.Update()

I graduated last month, in four years and on time. Sometimes I feel as though that was an incomprehensibly stupid accomplishment. UCSB was simply an amazing place, and the four years I spent there are not likely to be topped any time soon experience has left me feeling like I just stepped off a superb rollercoaster: Out of breath, somewhat stunned, and yearning for more. A part of me wishes I could have stayed for a fifth year, but I guess it was best to step out at the top.
That last paragraph might lead you to believe that my life is "teh suck" right now, but that's definitely not true. My new job at a tech company in Santa Barbara is really cool. I get to work with some pretty fun and new technology every day, and I am learning a lot that they never teach you in school. Best of all, I got to stay in Santa Barbara, which is unarguably one of the most beautiful places in California. The house I moved into is also really nice, and best of all I get my own room.
Thats all for now. I really don't like making "life update" posts, but its been so long since I posted that I decided to post something to keep this blog a little more up to date. I think my next post might have to do with net neutrality.

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Current Activity: Ranting

As a senior I feel I have earned the right to occasionally rant on a few select topics of my choosing. What better time to do this than time recovered by cutting class?

Freshmen:
I don't hate you guys. In fact I am pretty protective of UCSB's new flock. However if you (you of course referring to any of you) walk right in front of my skateboard again, I WILL run you over. Repeatedly. With prejudice. Are we clear? When you hear my skateboard behind you, either be nice and move out of my way, after looking back to see where I am, or do nothing. Please do not think it's a good idea to just step out in front of me. That will just cause us both pain.

Tubby Dipshit:
You know who you are, you tubby piece of shit. Your questions are really dumb and really annoying. Think before you speak. Or better yet don't speak. Also, let me clarify something for you: No matter what your Mom told you, you are NOT smarter than the professor. Well thought out questions can enhance the classroom experience, asking questions to try to appear smart does not. Ask your dumb questions on your own time.

Well that's it for the rants.

Saturday, August 27, 2005

iTunes is evil.

Everyone has an iPod these days. In fact so many people have iPods that pointing it out has become cliche. Of course as a Computer Science major who doesn't take many writing classes I get to be cliche. iPods are pretty simple to use, you just plug them in and they seamlessly talk to Apple's media software. A very significant goal of this entire system is to sell you music via the iTunes online store. Music bought from this store comes with DRM technology that locks that music into iTunes. This simple fact has some serious implications that most people that use this technology don't realize.
Recently Slashdot linked to an article that reported that a major label is threatening to pull out from the iTunes store unless iTunes reworks its 99 cents per song pricing scheme. Even if such an action does not occur at this time, the potential nightmare for music purchasers is clear. If a major label jumps ship, the iTunes store no longer has the music you want. The music might be available somewhere else, but it is likely to come with its own DRM that locks it in to some different program (Windows Media Player 10 for example). This can effectively split a users collection between various incompatible programs and formats. In such a situation only certain parts of your collection would be transferable to your iPod; other parts would transfer to different players. The simple act of just listening to your music on your own computer would become a convoluted task involving multiple players being open. Unfortunately the scenario I just described is the good news. The worst case would in fact be iTunes/iPod maintaining its dominance.
In a situation where iTunes maintains its dominance of the downloadable music scheme for another few years, users would be effectively locked into iTunes permanently. The reasoning behind this claim is simple, and the dangers posed very clear. Assume that a user purchases just 15 songs a month (about one albums worth) at about $1 a month. This represents an investment $15 each month and $180 year. Over four years this represents a total of $720 invested into a music collection. If that user decides they no longer want an iPod (or another apple approved device), or no longer want iTunes they face loosing their entire music collection. Switching to another provider would require $720 just to replace the lost music.
When I say iTunes is evil I really mean it. iTunes and other DRM laden software threaten to chain users to incompatible proprietary standards and leave users at the mercy of the provider. Remember, every dollar you spend on your "cool new music" is another dollar that supports Evil Inc.

Sunday, August 21, 2005

I am away from my computer right now

“That’s a stupid away message”, every day someone manages to IM me with a message that expresses those general sentiments. I simply don’t get it. An away message is meant to convey the simple fact that you are away. Am I right? “I am away from my computer right now,” strikes me as a perfectly reasonable way to inform people of my absence. When I try and tell these sad AIM junkies this I inevitably hear “But then nobody knows what you are doing.” Does it really matter what I am doing? And if it did, wouldn’t I tell you? Would you really rather see, “Class, work, then gym,” in my message every day. Is that so much better? After trying that approach for a month the general consensus among my friends was “No you suck, you aren’t being creative.” So to appease the AIM gods I need to find a way to creatively express my absence each and every day.

teeming_masses.addObject(loki);

With this post I join the teeming masses. I too have a "blog". Now, at parties when the subject comes up, I can look around nonchalantly and say, "A blog? Oh of course I have one, yea... A blog, yea I write stuff..." People will of course be suitably impressed and offer me their first born children. My benevolent response , "No no, that's fine, but when you do have your first born I will write about, err... blog about the occasion," will only serve to whip them up into a greater frenzy. Then I will go home and sacrifice a part of my soul at the altar of my computer, lest it become angry (trust me, we wouldn't want that).